i heard that columbians who make coke live in misery since the trade is profitable after it is sold several times. there should be a video game like gta where you sell cocaine and there are factors like stale coke and competition. dea and gangs and you shoulds start out as a columbian processing cocaine. and then to avoid the borders hop on a cruise ship to america with a giant block of coke. if you had nothing but a giant block of cocaine you would probably make more money in a month than a doctor. instead of the war we could have had a 3 trillion dollar cocaine party. that would be fresh.
you could probably put cocaine in your tank to make it a higher octane or some bullshit.
there is another game that could be called like genocide. where you try and stop the genocides in africa. so far there is rwanda , somolia, and sudan. there might be a congo expansion pack on the way which is not going to suck.
anyways mr barack obama has finally won the election today. so now work in the white house can resume, on january 20th be on the look out, its ya boy, remix, yeah.
also i found out im pregnant. its like that movie junior with danny devino. which is why my breasts are so plump. birth is going to rip my penis off and ill probably die in labor, keeping my fingers crossed.
when im a quadriplegic i want you to dress me up in spandex and leather shoes so i look like peter pan. get an im with stumpy t shirt and be prepared to change my diaper because i like to eat a lot. for exercises ill just do sit ups all day. ill be the most funnest playmate in the entire universe.
fox news will probably be the first network to remark how the world hasnt become a Utopian society, on january 21st. i like fox news because they are just spitting out statements that are not proven. when i think of being a republican and being conservative, i think of taking a fucking elevator to work every morning, and yelling at people on the phone and clicking my mouse all day.
anchors who use passively persuasive grammar is the most retarded thing in the world. "well i think john mccain is the definition of a patriot since he is more experienced." just some random dumbfuck on the show "mccain strategist".
so when i turn on the news every 4 years for election i am obliged to be patriotic. and vote for the candidate that is likely to make my situation improved.
people are just content with their lives and dont give a shit about their impact on the earth. because their ideal life seems so far away and their vote might just be the quick fix they are looking for.
so im saying that george doubleu bush "the douche", the worst president in history, is a plantation master who was never liked from the beginning and looks like he has been drinking through his entire presidency. so if he reads this he should just go straight to colombia for a good deal on his cocaine.
obama 2012 support our troops and get your dog nuetured.
