i dont like to skate
i want to roll my cigarette in cocaine
and sprakulate
it roasts like a marshmallow
it tastes good and makes me numb
on my lips my teeth are yellow
if i could afford to do anything aside from eat
i would smoke raw coke in the street
fuck earth day
with my pipe every day is my birthday
i sit in the damp streets thinking about my cold feet
and my blue torch lighter my tooter for tasting
i mix coke with my toothpaste
i had a seizure one time i felt like i was
a quaker because im a mover and a shaker
no need to fight no need to ask for a light
i stole a gun from aunt maggie
so i feel safe protecting baggies
i give my pipe a little twirl and rape a girl
i am the teacher not a tutor because i heat glass
like a computer
i feel so enlightened my ideas are brightened
i cant feel my dick even when im excited
i am a music an with my little flute
i exhale the way a car pollutes
i love the feeling i float to the ceiling
i dont mean to sound like a jerk
but this is the way i relax from work
im so tired of kissing ass and saluting
im an army of one glass dick im not recruiting
ill kill you if you steal my fruity pebbles
im like barney rebel i will never bow to your level
i cant stand my face in a mirror
i prefer when live is less clearer
one who toots his nose is in for a lesson
because he will suffer from congestion
i dont need anything but my fire, glass and plastic bag,
houses and cars are for fags
craving at all times
i want a mountain of snow capped rocks
no pine trees
i will loose money if i sneeze
there is nothing like selling out for money even
if i sniff a bumhole of a scummy pimp who shits shrimp in my lip
and then whips out the meat
and i will treat it like a teat
when i eat man meat i begin to suckle
i sprock on and chuckle
because times get desperate for dinner
i swallow cum and am not a beginner
i like to get paid in rocks and i love to rub my dick
together with all my football jocks
i get in a limo and we take off the runway
because i just get nearer to holy Sunday
when he reams my buns
i love to cut me up somebody
make it bloody
anything
to get the money for the powder
im a skier for a half an hour
